Carol

Cow No. 1478, referred to as Carol, is a cow that resides on Paul's farm in the Scottish countryside. She has a large online presence and is good friends with fellow cow, Cow No. 1092.

Carol was one of the first cows to be born on Paul's farm without a genetic mutation due to radiation poisoning at birth. Her friend, Cow No. 1092, was not so lucky. One day, Paul's granddaughter accidentally left her mobile phone in Carol's paddock, and having been gifted above-ordinary cow intelligence by not being poisoned and developing mutations at birth, she quickly learnt how to hold and use the phone.

In early 2014, Carol created a Facebook account and amassed over 2 million followers after her first post. Her independent cow influencer status led her to go viral on the internet, score a television interview with David Letterman and Ellen deGeneres, and become a local hero on the farm and a national icon of Scotland. Paul was very pleased by his cow's fame, as it attracted 380% more visitors to his farm every week.

Amidst her fame, Carol did not lose sight of what was important to her, and kept up her strong friendship with Cow No. 1092. After an incident when a pervert from Yemen infiltrated the farm and violated Cow No. 1092's personal space, Carol became very concerned for his safety. She taught him how to use a phone, which she purchased as a gift for his Christmas present with some of her social media royalty money, and both cows created several accounts for the other social medias arising at the time simultaneously. When the pervert returned to suck Cow No. 1092's udders, Carol was pleased to see her safety measures coming to good use, and she ran over to his paddock and knocked the offender away with her cow bell. After her heroics, Carol only became more of an internet and local sensation, and continues to be undoubtedly the most influential cow on the internet due to her weekly posts of 'Udder Thursdays'.

Appearances in the books
Carol only appears in The Adventures of Norman McFinger during Amazon's flashback when Cow No. 1092 is being violated by him on Paul's farm. She is also mentioned in the epilogue."'The cow screeched, and took out its phone and took a selfie of Amazon with it, added a nice filter, and posted it to the cow's best friend Carol. But nobody knew that except the cow, who knew Carol personally. But he didn't call Carol Carol, that would be stupid. No, he called Carol 'Moo.''""'Carol had an astounding online presence and posted pictures of her udders on Instagram almost every single Thursday.'"